Money you save by not buying box of condoms………………………………………………$5.75
Money you save by not buying a 6 pack because you are underage……………..$7.75
Being greeted by McCain for knocking up the potential VPs daughter…………….Priceless
Money you save by not buying box of condoms………………………………………………$5.75
Money you save by not buying a 6 pack because you are underage……………..$7.75
Being greeted by McCain for knocking up the potential VPs daughter…………….Priceless
HARD DISK GIRLS:
she remembers everything, FOREVER
RAM GIRLS:
she forget about you, the moment turn her off
WINDOW GIRLS:
everyone know that she can’t do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
SCREENSAVER GIRLS:
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun
INTERNET GIRLS:
difficult to access
SERVER GIRLS:
Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA GIRLS:
She make horrible thing look beautiful
CD-ROM GIRLS:
She is always faster and faster.
EMAIL GIRLS:
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
VIRUS GIRLS:
Also known as “wife” when you are not expecting her, she comes,
install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall
her you will lose something, if don’t try you uninstall her you will
lose everything…
A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realises he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts:”Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?”
The man below says : “Yes you’re in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field.”
“You must work in Information Technology,” says the balloonist.
“I do,” replies the man. “How did you know?”
“Well,” says the balloonist, “everything you have told me is technically correct, but it’s no use to anyone.”
The man below replies, “You must be in Management.”
“I am,” replies the balloonist, “but how did you know?”
“Well”, says the man, “you don’t know where you are, or where you’re going, but you expect me to be able to help.
You’re in the same position you were before we met, but now it’s my fault.”